My Fellow Americans...
Do we all remember the movie Dave? It was a movie about a man who was a dead ringer for the President, so they hired him as a decoy. The movie gets more complicated than that, but I was thinking... If I lost weight (alot of weight), I could be Sarah Palin's decoy. It's the perfect job for me. She has 5 kids, I have 5 kids. Her 5th child is special needs, my 5th child is special needs. She wears her hair up, I love wearing my hair up. My glasses look like her glasses. I mean, come on...who can't see this? LOL So, I'll be busy training the next few months, so that I'm fit and ready to get on with my upcoming job. I took my parents out for lunch for my dad's birthday today. I told them about my plans. My dad said, "you are no where near as pretty as she is!" My mom said, with a little grin, "You do look like HER." So, I have a 50/50 shot. So, please... if you wish to talk to me, treat me with some respect, vice-presidential respect!
Here they are...
At least the ones I've given birth to...I have 2 more that I love just as much! They are my daughters' husbands, but we can't seem to get everyone together in the same place!
About Me
- All My Children...Where Are They Anyway?
- Born and Raised in the Boondocks, Ohio, United States
- I am a christian. I am a wife of 25 years. I'm a proud mother of 5 wonderful children. In raising a large family, you sometimes lose sight of who you are. I love this quote from Fracesca in the movie Bridges of Madison County: "You don't understand, no-one does. When a woman makes the choice to marry, to have children; in one way her life begins but in another way it stops. You build a life of details. You become a mother, a wife, and you stop and stay steady so that your children can move. And when they leave they take your life of details with them. And then you're expected to move again only you don't remember what moves you because no-one has asked in so long. Not even yourself." If you ask me about myself, I would most likely begin telling you about my children. Lately I've realized that I need to do a few more things for myself. I need a little more "fun" in my life. I (and many others) have been asking myself what I like to do for "fun". The true answer is, "I don't know." I am on a journey to find out......so please come along...you'll probably die of boredom, but come along anyway!
12 comments:
Ok..I know you'll ask, I thought this post was a picture of something, so I commented about that, but it was actually with words. I think you could be a decoy. I say go for it. Grandma is cute in her old age.
anyway, I'm feelin your profile picture, I like the hair..and I actually had to click on it because I thought it could be me..
I'll teach you how to break an arm in three places
sounds like a plan to me.
why do your posts take like a year to load? i don't get it, they're short but it takes forever to load on my computer.
Ashley, Ashley, Ashley, Em, Em, Em, Rob, Rob, Rob...what am I going to do with you?
I think my posts take so long to load because I use color...should I stop doing that?
Sounds like a great plan. Does this require a body guard??
I don't know...are you volunteering? :-)
Did someone call for a body guard? I have a batman shirt. Do I qualify?
I really, really hate to disappoint you, but owning a batman shirt, does not make you batman. I know it comes as a shock, but you are 50 years old, and it's time someone told you the plain, awful, truth. P.S. There is no Santa Clause either.
Hey now. I'm not 50. Take that back. And just to let you know. I am Batman. And there is a Santa Clause.
:-p
Oh, this just in.. you need a pregnant teenage daughter to qualify for this position. as for now, you do not meet the profile.
Oh...this just in...That's not gonna happen babe!
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